Jun 20, 2010

My long-overdue stream-of-consciousness take on Lifetime Movies' "The Pregnancy Pact," commercials, web-browsing, conversation, and ambient noise included.

Lifetime movies: at the heart of it all, women are evil and scheming.

a bright, shining, multi-faceted diamond of a movie!

a.k.a. "women, sit down and watch this. this is how men feel."

"get revenge on your man!" advertisement for diet plan. woman in 80s magenta or fuchia power-shoulders

it's like a great big present. like it's hugging me.

a pact between a group of teenagers! to get pregnant!

the blog-reporter sees a flashback! is it true! it is TRUE!!!

(by the way, these are the teenaged mothers that have been shunned by society for hundreds of years! the ones who were in the PACT!)

chad, thank you for the laptop. you have brought me into the daylight.

"how do we cast all really pretty girls and make them look ugly like girls in small towns do."

Must watch zoe 101.

two flamingos as pets. mackdougal and macknamara. some other movie. a real one.

let's just cut to the quick here.

the dad is actually the one who's wrecking everything. at base, her dad is after his daughter's weird boobs. just a prediction. just throwing that out there.

city councilwoman. "some busybody with too much time on her hands"

you just

girls

there's nothing wrong with "just wanting to get married and have kids."

she must have tore" tore? i meantoredownthereyoudummy."

"it hurts so much."
they are getting punished by nature for their ill devisings.

eew, premature baby in an incubator. ooh, that baby looks dark. oh snap, what if that baby daddy is not who she say he is! they need to go on MAURY!!!

a store called junk on franklin.

"so much was revealed early on in

her parents are

the hormones in the beef are making girls get their periods.

tell me are you in a pregnancy pact?

"fainting may occur upon standing" - symbalta.

keyboard cat.

nutri-system. she's very tan, tanning-booth tan. asymmetrical geometric electric blue blouse.

she's SO HAPPY!

"i am sorry! everything

"you won't let me be myself!"

I HAVE TO HIDE IT!

have you seen rose? she has to make her hold her babie. she cries NON stop.

this is what getting pregnant on purpose is all about. this is what my mom said happened all the time when she was young. not that a proper girl would engage in that, from a good home. which is what this movie is saying, that it even happens in the best of homes!

he's such a good manipulator.

that was the most productive.

not even a glass of wine while you're pregnant. not for the whole time.

a sobering message.

these are those girls.

oh shit, a coma!

all because of a LIE

GPS-going to the pasta and soup aisle.

no hydrogenated oils, i can't believe it's not butter! supermarket disco.

deep lingering pain that was based on a deep lie-- fibromyalgia. lyrica. lifetime-for those who are living a lie, and want to feel better about it.?

the door gate keeps banging.

jessica alba is so 80s.

stop livin' like a slob!

did she try to stab her stomach or something? why is she in the hospital???
oh yeah, she passed out from drinking before the commercial.

could you just...kill it?

my stomach hurts!

why are you being so nice to me? i'm all yelled out.

gate banging--have you seen "the strangers?"

do you want to let me know if you find him. "no.":

adoption is the answer!

you're not --

the strangers!

why don't you try the breast pump!?

so you made one mistake. one BIG, HUGE, UGLY MISTAKE!

make that compromise, councilwoman! for the good of the teens!

if i'm a grown up i'm gong to take responsibility for my own actions.

lies, lies, lies!

he has a new girlfriend.

part 2: hermaphrodite city.

one in 6 teen girls will become teen mothers.

love, values relationships and sex.

you have something wrong with your mind, camryn manheim's character!

deliverance is on now.

deuling banjos just ended. now the shunning of the new men by the retard. "give'm a couple of bucks.

burt reynolds is sexily dressed for the outdoors.

must learn more about appalachian mountain men.